23 Facts about a typical medical student!!
1- He can remember all the names for muscles, but not his mobile phone number
2- He usually skips the classes not beceasue he wanna sleep but to study at home.
3- When he hangs out with his friends, he makes a medical joke and no body laughs. :P
4- He usually has a debate about whether to give up eating or sleeping to have more time to study!
5- He looks forward weekends not because he wants to relax and sleep and hang out with friends but because he has more time to study>
6- He studies and studies and studies… ooo ham studies … oo study again and again and still feeling hasn’t studied well enough.
7- When he takes break to eat, he feels guilty
8- He realizes after joining medical school that he has no straight hair line anymore, and the ‘ ta9a77or” gonna invade his head sooner or later.
9- His eyesight from bad to worse
10- He uses the shower time to review materials in his head
11- He becomes relaaaaaxed while taking a test, cuz it is a good study break
12- To him, food has lost its taste and he wishes if food and sleeping are not essential.
13- With every 9alat ( prayer) he says “ why did I do this to my self, God is it a punishment from u ? “
14- He considers redbull as water, the library as a home and the Grays anatomy book as mafatee7 al jeneen ( ربعنا يعرفونا :P)
15- Eating while studying becomes very natural habit to him.
16- He doesn’t enjoy his food anymore, considering eating and sleeping as wasting activities that need to be done (بالعربي .. النوم والاكل وكت الامتحانات شر لابد منه).
17- Sometimes he wonders, why his books aren't made of plastic material so he can take them into the shower.
18- When he goes to the cinema, he can’t follow the movie from the begining until the end cuz he thinks about how many lectures left to finish.
19- He lives in a City Road, (شارع المطاعم مالنا :P) , so he won’t waste time with cooking and dishwashing.
20- Sometimes he eats the same food from the same restaurant for two weeks, because it is the closest restaurant to his flat, so saving more time to study.
21- Sometimes he wishes if committing suicide isn’t 7aram :P
22- His hands always smell of cadaver fixative ( dead bodies) :D
23- He feels guilty cuz he is writing this in the blog instead of studying
After all, I can't remember if I came to medical school because I wanted to help people or because I hate myself. Wish me good luck in my exams.
